Your vaginas been used so many times that every Guy you fuck has to get a map so there dicks don’t get lost in there.. just saying..
Wanna know why? I figured it out today. You gotta be able to love yourself if no one else wants to, I mean everyone deserves love right? So I’m just giving myself the love I think I deserve, fair enough right?
Your just driving along and look behind you and theres a t-rex there.. JurrasicParkProblems!
Wanna fuck me over one more time? First with the irs, now with my bills, anything else you want to take from me? Might as well do it now while I’m already down. It might be a little harder in the future
Because fuck you! That’s why. Thank you for your time