Posted 2 weeks ago
I hate to break it to you but..
Your vaginas been used so many times that every Guy you fuck has to get a map so there dicks don’t get lost in there.. just saying..
Posted 3 weeks ago
I’m the most conceited person you will ever meet.
Wanna know why? I figured it out today. You gotta be able to love yourself if no one else wants to, I mean everyone deserves love right? So I’m just giving myself the love I think I deserve, fair enough right?
Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 4 weeks ago
The awkward moment when..
Your just driving along and look behind you and theres a t-rex there.. JurrasicParkProblems!
Posted 1 month ago
Wanna fuck me over one more time? First with the irs, now with my bills, anything else you want to take from me? Might as well do it now while I’m already down. It might be a little harder in the future
Posted 1 month ago
Wanna know why I hate you?
Because fuck you! That’s why. Thank you for your time
My names Andrea, I kind of like to just vent about random things alllll theeee tiiimeee... It's sometimes quite entertaining,
